Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Kelly Hudson: Citizen Hudson

jashnetwork: the Pound House is back, and this time with Tim...



jashnetwork:

the Pound House is back, and this time with Tim Heidecker and Kyle Mooney

if it's even possible to be laughing every 5 seconds at a web video, that's what just happened.

doug lussenhop guys.

paulftompkins: "I mean, unless they have a Wild West wooden...



paulftompkins:

"I mean, unless they have a Wild West wooden bathtub on the front, OBVIOUSLY." (at Cookshop)

i've thought something similar but not this funny about these dumb baskets. not ruling them out though. just would love to see a little cowboy taking a bath in one now!

patrickcassels: All the Ooohs in Saved by the Bell Is it just...



patrickcassels:

All the Ooohs in Saved by the Bell

Is it just me or did it get hot in here?

like a continuous, embarrassing roller coaster. this made me laugh so hard. i hate this show so much, but only the kind of hatred you can feel when you know something so well and deep down in your heart, love it.

barrybangs: another Tom Kuntz gem. HAHAHAHAHA. all men want to...



barrybangs:

another Tom Kuntz gem.

HAHAHAHAHA. all men want to be beautiful, free babies

cockenblog: latenightjimmy: Jenner impersonating Jimmy &...







cockenblog:

latenightjimmy:

Jenner impersonating Jimmy & calling him a wimp! AWW, HELL NO!!! - nyc-in-myheart

Bruce Jenner's interview got a little wild last night. [Part 1 / Part 2]

Sample YouTube Comments on this video:

  • Wow. Just wow. If I had any respect for Jenner it is all gone after seeing this interview. What a pathetic display of poor sportsmanship from a former athlete. So sad.
  • I thought he was the least annoying and arrogant one in that entire family but apparently I was very wrong.
  • He looks like my aunt.

Jesus Christ. I love seeing Bruce Jenner's face if only to remember that he has the tiniest nose on earth! Tinier than a sparrow!

Can we throw this whole family in the garbage yet?

nickkroll: C-czar and his new partner in crime @LauraDern...



nickkroll:

C-czar and his new partner in crime @LauraDern #krollshowS2

Laura Dern is continuing to be a cool person.

thingx: Quote of the day



thingx:

Quote of the day

"It was sort of worth it," Michael Douglass on...



"It was sort of worth it," Michael Douglass on contracting throat cancer from performing oral sex on women.

collegehumor: Things You Wish You Could Say to Your Roommate If...



collegehumor:

Things You Wish You Could Say to Your Roommate

If you could be completely honest with your roommate, you'd be the worst.

Alex Watt went through 2nd Puberty in the past year or so and now he is a huge man.

lemonsweetie: Let me tell you a thing, about an amazing man...















lemonsweetie:

Let me tell you a thing, about an amazing man named Patrick Stewart

I went to Comicpalooza this weekend and I was full of nervous energy as I was standing in line to ask Sir Patrick Stewart a question at his panel. I first had to thank him for a speech he had given at amnesty international about domestic violence towards women . I had only seen it a few months ago but I was still dealing with my own personal experience with a similar issue, and I didn't know what to call it. After seeing Patrick talk so personally about it I finally was able to correctly call it abuse, in my case sexual abuse that was going to quickly turn into physical abuse as well. I didn't feel guilty or disgusting anymore. I finally didn't feel responsible for the abuse that was put upon me. I was finally able to start my healing process and to put that part of my life behind me.

After thanking him I asked him "Besides acting, what are you most proud of that you have done in you life (that you are willing to share with us)?". Sir Patrick told us about how he couldn't protect his mother from abuse in his household growing up and so in her name works with an organization called Refuge for safe houses for women and children to escape from abusive house holds. Sir Patrick Stewart learned only last year that his father had actually been suffering from PTSD after he returned from the military and was never properly treated. In his father's name he works with an organization called Combat Stress to help those soldiers who are suffering from PTSD.

They were about to move onto the next question when Sir Patrick looked at me and asked me "My Dear, are you okay?" I said yes, and that I was finally able to move on from that part of my life. He then passionately said that his mother had done nothing to provoke his father and that even if she had, violence was never, ever a choice a man should make. That it is in the power of men to stop violence towards women. The moderator then asked "Do you want a hug?"

Sir Patrick didn't even hesitate, he smiled, hopped off the stage and came over to embrace me in a hug. Which he held me there for a long while. He told me "You never have to go through that again, you're safe now." I couldn't stop thanking him. His embrace was so warm and genuine. It was two people, two strangers, supporting and giving love. And when we pulled away he looked strait in my eyes, like he was promising that. He told me to take care. And I will.

Sir Patrick Stewart is an absolute roll model for men. He is an amazing man and was so kind and full of heart. I want to let everyone know to please find help if you are in a violent or abusive house hold or relationship. There are organizations and people ready to help. I had countless people after the panel thanking me for sharing the story and asking him those questions. Many said they went through similar things. You are not alone.

X

^ Here is the video of my question to Sir Patrick Stewart

Photos by Eugene Lee, Thank you

I am totally able to be over Prancercise but unable to be over this

leilacohanmiccio: codylindquist: Lou Dobbs explains how...



leilacohanmiccio:

codylindquist:

Lou Dobbs explains how working women are ruining the country.  Classic.

I guess the problem with this sketch is that the baseline reality is really unclear.

I get how you vomit all over a TV, but how do you vomit INTO a TV?

Also, is beheading still a thing?

joestanton: celtx: micropolisnyc: I love those final moments...







joestanton:

celtx:

micropolisnyc:

I love those final moments of a Spelling Bee. Watch 13-year-old Arvind Mahankali stifle his smile as it dawns on him, "Knaidel. I've got this." Then cut to the proud little brother who can't contain his excitement, the beaming parents, and finally, the winner, frozen in immortality.

Arvind goes to M.S. 74 in Bayside. Go Queens!!

*This* is what we should celebrate.

Is this what we should celebrate? This shit is terrible, you know that right?

What is it about spelling bee moments that make me immediately tear up? And yeah, I get that spelling bees are fucking ridiculous and these kids are disciplined too hard but seeing a child proud of themselves is too wonderful. My mother was a reading specialist and got to teach countless children to read. It much have been incredible to see the pride and hope in their eyes when they realized "I've got this."

nprfreshair: Ethan Hawke talks to Terry Gross about how Before...



nprfreshair:

Ethan Hawke talks to Terry Gross about how Before Midnight differs philosophically from Before Sunrise and Before Sunset:

The first two films deal so much with romantic projection, and [with] the third one we felt like we really couldn't do that again. We needed to try to address the harder, more difficult aspects of daily life and what it means when you get what you want, and what you do with what you want when you have it, and do you still want it?

LIFE. 

homerjaypug: keeping kewl in this heat I want to kiss Homer on...



homerjaypug:

keeping kewl in this heat

I want to kiss Homer on the lips.

mymotherwasright: Every now and then you just gotta go back...



mymotherwasright:

Every now and then you just gotta go back & listen to this one.

reminds me of senior year of college :')

What's POOPZ got to do with it? (it says POOPZ in the...



What's POOPZ got to do with it?

(it says POOPZ in the middle of this wikipedia page, apropos of nothing.

bestnatesmithever: kellyqehudson: babydaddy-onabcfamily: Re-bl...



bestnatesmithever:

kellyqehudson:

babydaddy-onabcfamily:

Re-blog if you can't wait to watch the summer premiere of Baby Daddy tonight at 8:30/7:30c on ABC Family! 

three men and a baby minus any of the charm or diversity of the cast of three men and a baby. that kid on the left was in sister act or some shit i think. it's fun to imagine these nitwits looking down into a camera for this shot.

Wait…I'm not defending this show at all, but how much diversity did Three Men and a Baby have? Are we counting Tom Selleck's mustache as a different nationality?

i was making a joooooke cuz like, obvs there's one black guy in the new one but their personalities are all so one note that their racial diversity becomes irrelevant. and yes tom selleck's mustache counts as making him not a white man.

maybe i should shut up and stop using the word diversity

Kent on Kincannon: White Noise

Kent on Kincannon: White Noise:

kincannon:

I recorded this audio this weekend. It sounds kind of like TV static, doesn't it? It's certainly a nothing kind of sound thats at the same time maybe something more.

Well, this weekend I went camping in a place called Coulson's Gulch about an hour North West of Boulder, Colorado.

Its not a…

Kent Kincannon is worth listening to.

babydaddy-onabcfamily: Re-blog if you can't wait to watch the...



babydaddy-onabcfamily:

Re-blog if you can't wait to watch the summer premiere of Baby Daddy tonight at 8:30/7:30c on ABC Family! 

three men and a baby minus any of the charm or diversity of the cast of three men and a baby. that kid on the left was in sister act or some shit i think. it's fun to imagine these nitwits looking down into a camera for this shot.

babydaddy-onabcfamily: ABC Family's hit comedy Baby Daddy has...



babydaddy-onabcfamily:

ABC Family's hit comedy Baby Daddy has it all—hot guys and a cute baby! Re-blog if you can't wait to watch the summer premiere Wednesday, May 29 at 8:30/7:30c! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?

no.

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